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Gas Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.

BAT COUNTRY - We Cant Stop Here

TAGS: fear and loathing las vegas drugs lsd
Rating: 3.1/5

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rerun - February 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

kinda like your avitar?
ThatGuy - February 13, 2010, 9:58 pm
Wow.... really original


SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver

TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people


HITLER - The poor guy finally got his gas bill.


TAGS: arabian oil gas screw
Rating: 4.72/5

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Hawamleh - January 21, 2013, 7:16 am
Wait you actually believe that ? Have you ever considered that maybe we don't want your democracy or "freedom". Besides it is very wrong to call all arabs muslim, we're not. Your soldiers are here for many reasons. Our democracy is not one of them.
raygun505 - January 19, 2013, 2:11 am
Drill here, drill now and let the Muslims die for their own democracy.
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:47 am
were paying $1.48 australian over here, which going by the exchange rates, is about $1.57 US
Hawamleh - April 21, 2011, 8:22 am
Companies are screwing us EH-rabs too... 3.5$ or so a liter here in arab land..
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:35 pm
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:34 pm
But wait, Mooooooooooooooooooooooo. Didn't ya hear the news: an armed society is a po-lite so-city! But of course, so is a civilized society. *slaps knee melodramatically, scaring his nearest cat*
Sean - April 20, 2011, 11:27 pm
Solution? More guns/arm everyone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 10:56 pm
Awwwww...ICE found a problem that guns can't solve......(sadface)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 10:38 pm
Why don't you two just swap spit already, sheesh.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 9:26 pm
Eh-rabs. LOL!
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:13 pm
Thanks, Mooooooooooooooooooooooooster. I coulda just said "poster = derp" but that woulda been selfish.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 9:02 pm
I always learn something when Sean speaks....And I never doubt it's Validity (Thank you Sean)
Sean - April 20, 2011, 8:53 pm
Canada is your single biggest foreign source of your oil. And I'm pretty sure we charge you the going rate. So go ahead and blame the Eh-rabs. No really. Go ahead.
crankyhead - April 20, 2011, 8:34 pm
love thi5
spacedog - April 20, 2011, 8:33 pm
I like it Greeny. The poster, not the fuel prices.
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 2:54 pm
5L for the $398/gal I paid.
Airman - April 20, 2011, 1:24 pm
I filled up this morning in Denver at $3.42 a gallon.. almost 4 liters.. so you are paying over $8 a gallon!
forseti - April 20, 2011, 1:07 pm
We're paying 1,55 EURO(!) [2,25 $] a liter...
Airman - April 20, 2011, 12:39 pm
because you love us and want us to be happy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:14 pm
Or Canadian, I still don't get why we sell it to the US.....I'm paying $1.32 a liter while we have one of the worlds largest reserves....WTF?
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:47 am
yes it does, but not Alaskan
forseti - April 20, 2011, 10:03 am
Doesn't that happens with Texan Oil, too?!?
Kspace - April 20, 2011, 9:14 am
5L because it's the frackin' truth.

BIOFUEL - You're doing it wrong.

TAGS: peeing in gas tank
Rating: 2.14/5

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zentiger - June 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Timmy, do you practice at being an idiot, or does it just come naturally for you?
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 2:35 pm
Attention: to the owner of a green sedan... your car is f***ed

NO PROFESSIONALISM - It's OK, until it's not.

TAGS: gas dentist funny
Rating: 4.05/5

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alethia - March 20, 2012, 11:37 pm
That's just creepy, lolz.
TheSanityInspector - December 15, 2011, 11:15 pm
"I have to stay awake, or clowns will eat me."



TAGS: gas poor coldinjected america
Rating: 4.95/5

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spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:42 pm


TAGS: gas men money pain
Rating: 4.44/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
If I could give my firstborn child to rate this 1000L, I would.
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 7:38 pm
yeah, 5, easy
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:52 pm
(carebear BANNED)
phantom2romeo - March 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
is that the premium or supreme pain in the A$$?
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:00 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:57 pm
wtf.. who 1 L'd this one? This is solid. Good job Carebear..

Bat Country -

TAGS: and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.47/5

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TigerKid - December 17, 2008, 11:05 pm
"This isn't a suitable place to park?"
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:32 pm
never mind, didn't see the quotes... lol
drpepper397 - December 17, 2008, 8:29 pm
What story? see the movie!
Fatty - December 17, 2008, 5:02 pm
"Finish the f***ing story!"

GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession

YOUR SKULL - It's okay, he's just admiring the shape of it.

TAGS: skull depp fear loathing las vegas
Rating: 3.43/5

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TigerKid - March 10, 2010, 6:48 pm
Jesus, did I say that...or just think it?

MY PIGGY BANK IS STARVING - That's right, I had to fill up the gas tank again today ...

OLD S-10'S NEVER DIE - We just put V8's in them

TAGS: s10 s10 s 10 s 10 chevy chevrolet v8 v6 racing drag gas gasoline
Rating: 3.62/5

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RatFink - June 19, 2010, 7:24 am
i got an S10 and that thing purrs like a ferrari
Sidereal - February 1, 2010, 7:56 am
you forgot the Bubba and Darleen sun strip too


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

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Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?

BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...

DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!

EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...

WHO KNOWS - what tomorrow may bring

TAGS: nagasaki japan 1945
Rating: 4.5/5

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maoworks2 - March 28, 2012, 8:41 am
That's For Sure,Good One !

SCIENCE - It's pretty much common sense at its best

TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.

TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.

FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.

World Economy Improving -

TAGS: economy improving tear gas pepper spary world
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 12, 2013, 2:20 am
"ISM News Channel" ~ too funny. 5L

Brain Molestation -

TAGS: stupid moron brain seizure red bull gives you wings not gas
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 10:47 am
Red Bull gives you wings...it's her time of the month...out of stock of ALWAYS pads at the local Wallys ...enough said.
EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
Probably her "newly ex" boyfriend's car.


Tuesday -

TAGS: taco tuesday gas
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - July 9, 2013, 12:22 am
lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 9:08 pm


Em the stallion -

TAGS: pant wheeze gasp
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:12 am
Oh, GaryO!
Sho - September 6, 2014, 11:03 pm
rerun - September 6, 2014, 2:09 pm

I wasn't expecting that
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:44 pm
Mr. Gary...speechless, I er, um...5Lmfao.


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.


LAS VEGAS - Some slogans need refining

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.39/5

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I KNEW IT - Those beans were going to come back to haunt me.


Obviously... -

TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.



TAGS: love air mommy timmy gas
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 10:20 pm
Wow. 5L
angelous - October 11, 2010, 4:17 pm

GUESS - ...who had the triple bean dip sausa, seven deviled eggs, a six-pack of beer, oysters and mustard corn dogs yesterday...


TAGS: bad gas fill the tank
Rating: 4.68/5

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caveman - April 20, 2012, 8:55 am
That's the reaction i was hoping for
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:41 am



TAGS: las vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Failure -

NOPE - Nothing can go wrong here.


Cashing In -

TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave

SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: febchallenge tear gas dad s promise
Rating: 4.15/5

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Fatt Matt - February 23, 2010, 12:03 pm

LACHRYMATORY AGENT - "How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? " "I'd say you boys have had enough!" The Early Days.

TAGS: tear gas
Rating: 3.81/5

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SaintsWillWin - December 22, 2012, 11:26 pm
FYI-It was Richard Pryor who gave Mel Brooks the idea for Blazing Saddles
rudeboy308 - June 28, 2011, 6:49 pm
Still one of my all-time favorite classic comedies, right up there with Animal House and Blues Brothers. Nobody has the guts to make a movie like that anymore--Hollywood's too P.C. now.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR FLUFFY, - Fido needed some alone time. He had tied the end of the string to gas prices. Who said flying isn't cheap?

FAIL - I don't think you'll be working today or tomorrow.

Oversized Vehicles -

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

PHOTOGRAPHY - Captures moments you'll never see again.

TAGS: cheap gas
Rating: 2.93/5

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mauser98k - July 12, 2008, 10:49 pm
where have i seen this image before?... ;)

AMERICAN ROULETTE - It's just like Russian roulette, only an hour before you put those on you eat a gallon of chili, and then wait to see who farts first

Gasoline -

TAGS: gasoline woof
Rating: 2.44/5

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GySgt1811 - June 26, 2009, 5:52 pm
It's "I would have Shat" not "id Sh**." Remember, always use the past pluperfect subjunctive.
Schifty - November 25, 2008, 2:39 pm
id sh** bricks if i saw that cat!
ninjaxyz - September 6, 2008, 12:42 am
wowz it's like that fire tiger
Carnivore - July 31, 2008, 9:32 am

UNLEADED GAS - Still working on it

TAGS: gas car smoke
Rating: 4.45/5

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vulture - January 22, 2012, 10:35 pm
Pyroclastic cloud - stick your head between your knees and kiss your b*** goodbye!

GAS CRISES SOLVED - Who needs gas these days!

TAGS: gas epic
Rating: 2.94/5

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GAS PRICES - Hey what do you know? Gas prices dropped

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET - For waking up in Vegas.

TAGS: vegas hangover katy perry
Rating: 2.36/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:41 pm
wink wink!
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:36 pm
Thanks, Eggy!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:34 pm
At least you're not chasing ****s anymore. Just the chicks.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:28 pm
no problem... better now than never!!
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:21 pm
I know that info didn't go over easy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:20 pm
Not if you're A) a good cook and B) cook in bed. Sorry for you to learn it this way, forseti.
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
Most chicks are gone when you wake up...
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 7:12 pm
Depends... which came first?

CHUCK NORRIS - fighting gas prices for the good of America

TAGS: churck norris gas politics
Rating: 1.73/5

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mmmmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 6:10 am
you fool! ignoring the fact youre blaspheming the great name of CHUCk, you did NOT goldplate his name and/or add capitals! he'll kill us all!!
Chuckie - July 7, 2008, 7:02 am
dont be daft, if i could sort out the recession, i'ld run for president

BROSHIMI - Lets hose some at that of TEAR GAS, off of you.


TAGS: gasol
Rating: 1.6/5

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at this point -

Experiences -

TAGS: food gas unaccustomed the gift of flight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 2:59 am
I'm guessing that's taking off into outer space? Bwahahaha!
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:20 am
Thank gawd he seems to have no knowledge of pork n' beans and fried onion sandwiches...launching in 5L...4...3...2...1


Digitized Digits -

TAGS: gas prices digital
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 3:02 am
They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:56 am
People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.

Flatulance -

Throughout History -

TAGS: prices money economy gas conspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2013, 12:54 am
Interesting. Would 10gal be enough or 15?
EmilioDumphque - December 4, 2013, 2:33 am
You'll need a can that holds more than five gallons. They put clockers in the pump that pump true for the smaller amounts the BWM tests them with. Then they speed up.

Incompetence -

O-Face -


TAGS: redneck wedding lasvegas oops life
Rating: 4.89/5

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Feasibly - January 2, 2011, 7:57 pm
Nice one Autumn...and Key5tone light cans tied to the bumper!
agdaniele - January 2, 2011, 4:43 pm

hey Kardashian -

Vows -

Gas? -

TAGS: famous last words gas leak
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 4:15 am
And your eyes will turn blue!(blew)
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:52 pm
True that. ~ A year ago a realtor I deal with smelled gas and switched on the lights - KABOOM !

Let Er Rip -


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.

INDECENT EXPOSURE - Automobile Style

VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.


TAGS: vegas parole
Rating: 4.5/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:29 am
ROR! Next time aggy don't try suckin off a under cover cop for guinness! 5L rerun
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
Great. The word's out.

WR-104 -

TAGS: giygas wr 104 soul bricks shat
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - April 28, 2014, 5:30 am
Sorry Altrunchen, I guess I should have been more specific in my first questions... I am curious as to the image on the left and its application to a binary star. Thanks.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 9:41 pm
Why yes! And there were many many farm fields in the surrounding area with copious amounts of cow pies, and we all know what grows in cow pies... that helped a bunch.
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 8:57 pm
Lemme guess, you were the prophet
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 8:43 pm
Ok seriously though, wouldn't it be something if we were able to predict the future - things that will have a profound impact upon our well being? That happened in our barracks once, they installed a candy machine that gave up everything when turned over.
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 7:39 pm
SQ (smile quietly)
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 7:20 pm
At Gamma Ray's house?
GaryO - April 27, 2014, 6:44 pm
It’s been a debate for several years on whether or not WR-104 will have any effect on earth, and if so, when….I think they’ve narrowed it down from ‘anytime now’ to five hundred thousand years. In a related issue, where is chickenlittle?
Reality Lord - April 27, 2014, 5:37 pm

some might call this event...that will occur within a cosmically recent time frame frame...biblical.
Silverheart - April 27, 2014, 4:10 pm

There are untold millions of stars, what differentiates this one from the others? And, in what manner will said souls be shat? Inquiring minds want to know.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 3:42 pm
Altrunchen - April 27, 2014, 1:14 pm
WR-104 is a star.
Greeny - April 27, 2014, 12:22 pm


TAGS: tear gas day feb assignment here pull my finger
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Philips ob-noxiousness, or the generations of inbreeding? LOL!
BoneCD - February 25, 2010, 8:43 am
Hate to say it GS, but it's been 3 if not 4 times now
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:27 pm
5L mmmmmm smells like in-breeding!
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:32 pm
Bravo GS, very funny. 5Ls.
Derek - February 23, 2010, 2:51 pm
Heheheh, Harry's in the zone

score -

TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


TAGS: calendar crankyhead gas flying high
Rating: 4.4/5

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carebear - March 19, 2012, 4:53 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 18, 2012, 10:04 pm
LOL..hope there's someone on board who knows how to fly a plane

BEAN BURRITO - Creating a Gastro-symphony of odoriferous emanations (Don't forget to fluff the covers)


TAGS: famous art pays gas bill
Rating: 4.31/5

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SteveFurlong - July 27, 2012, 5:54 pm
I'm always JUST FRIGGIN THRILLED when someone announces what others are allowed to do, say, think, or like. Well done there. I'm very demotivated at the thought that we are of the same species.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 27, 2012, 8:05 am
No one here agrees with you. You can stop whining now.
RealityCheck - July 27, 2012, 1:57 am
The point of a demotivational poster is to put a short, snappy slogan on a picture. A five line paragraph is not short nor snappy.
culos - November 13, 2010, 3:34 pm
Mmmkay, this makes it all better of course...as long as he wasn't German it's all right
VaeVictor - November 13, 2010, 3:25 pm
Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian.
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:15 pm
5L, Bart.
jevita - July 28, 2010, 11:18 am
bad and funny
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 1:47 am
Amazingly amsome bart, but obviously it wasn't enough to keep him from his breaking point. 5L
Sparrowgirl - July 28, 2010, 1:37 am
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 1:08 am
This is as indirectly dark and funny as one can get.
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 1:04 am
I won't be touching this subject, but still, 5L's

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Its ok you got two of each

TAGS: gas truth advertising
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - June 16, 2011, 6:05 pm

and ammo too
Airman - June 16, 2011, 4:04 pm
hell, go down south.. you can pick up bait with your booze and gas
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 1:53 am
Gotta love a country that sells alcohol at gas stations..

HOLY CRAP - Oh 'scusey Cardinals. That Wing Of the Vatican is SO closed!

BLACKPOOL - England's answer to Las Vegas. What happens in Blackpool, can only be cleared up with ointment.

TAGS: blackpool las disease vegas
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:37 pm
Wow.... looks almost exactly like Vegas. Is that the Bellagio?



IT'S OVER - Yes it was

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Doesn't always stay in Vegas.

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.33/5

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SIN CITY - How was up supposed to know this would happen if I divided by zero when playing Keno?

VEGAS HAS A NEW GIRL - and her name is Katy Perry

TAGS: vegas
Rating: 3.18/5

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GAS MASK MAN - Ready for anything

Clear and Present Explanation -

THIS GUY - Knows what's up!

TAGS: lemon gas gag prank funny obama
Rating: 2.99/5
Ibdc - January 6, 2009, 7:57 pm
wow that plan is genius.
sultanofshadows - September 30, 2008, 8:11 am
oh my god do not go to this sight ill never be the same again its digusting
lemon_rep - September 16, 2008, 4:20 pm
www.lemonparty.org outlines a very intelligent economic plan!
Annie - July 21, 2008, 8:12 pm
Don't do it!
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 11:48 pm
That song will send chills down my spine for the rest of my life.
David Kapp - June 21, 2008, 9:46 am
Oh, Lord. This brings back painfull memories of the first time i got tricked into going to lemonparty thank god i rememberd, cuz id rather not cry in my corner